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The other day I had the pleasure (or displeasure?) to visit Anthropologie for the first time. I've been wanting to visit simply because some of their shit looked fantastic, and they sometimes are featured on Regretsy for their more... stupid items. Of course the first thing I notice when I step inside: aged barn wood. EVERYWHERE. On the floors, the walls, the damn tables. It's just like a bad Regretsy listing. I drift around a bit and admire some of the clothes, because they were actually pretty stylish. Well, my kind of stylish at least. It looked retro, like Old Navy. I'm surprised with myself because it looks like I belong in this store.

Well, I lift one of the shirts and admire it and the price tag just so happens to catch my eye. It's 128 freakin' dollars! Here's the actual listing if you're interested: www.anthropologie.com/anthro/p…

Yeah, seriously. It would fall apart in the wash the second or third time around, and it's that much money! But hey, I mean, I really like the little sweater. You could justify that sort of money if you really wanted to. But there's some stuff that I could make myself, with a muslin sack and sell it on Etsy for, like, ten bucks. For example: www.anthropologie.com/anthro/p…

For the lazy asses who don't click the link, that's a ruffly shower curtain that's 118 bucks. A. Ruffly. Shower. Curtain. Oh, might I add it's currently a top rated item on the website during the time of this journal.

www.anthropologie.com/anthro/p…

That's a "Lace Bomber Jacket". Which is code for "holey sweater".

Seriously. The style of some of this stuff is impeccable, but I could get the same shit at Old Navy, or any other department store for less than half that! This is an excuse for rich people to throw money at someone and scream "Make me look retro!". It's craziness. I bitch when one of my shirts costed 30 bucks, and I wear it all the damn time. I treasure it so much I handwash it. How nice would it be to just not care about how much you spend on clothes?
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Goddamn it.

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I fucking hate My Little Pony. It's bullshit.

Bullshit.

Bullshit.

Bullshit.

It's a child's show that everyone on the damn internet is freaking out about and I. Don't. Get. It.

Goddamn it, people. Stop littering dA with your freaky obsessive shit so I can see some actual goddamn art.

Fuck, man. I don't often get pissy but damn. It's not normal for adults to freak out over this shit. It's pathetic and creepy and it's like a thirty year old wheezing that they like Strawberry Shortcake and collect all the dolls. Yeah, it's exactly like that.

Of all the retarded internet fads, this is the one that pisses/freaks me out the most.

So all the damn bronies and that freaky shit needs to back the fuck off and realize that it's obnoxious and makes them look like idiots.

I'm not saying all people who work with My Little Pony dolls are weird. I don't mind if it's something like this: fav.me/dnibjk

That's beautiful. That's talent and hard work and I respect that.

But if I have to see one other thing with Fluttershy getting fucked in the ass by Rainbow Dash...

Shit will get real.
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Needless to say, I haven't really been doing those prompts. >.> I have Creative Writing for that now! It's really getting the juices flowin', that's for sure. I haven't written so much in forever. I'm loving it. :3

Two or three stories a week is really getting me excited, and getting me eager to solidify some characters. Even Aubrey has become more life-like. :3

Things in my life are generally amazing. Well, super amazing actually. School is going well and I've started an amazing diet and exercise regimen.

Also, lots of gay sex. Because we all love gay sex. XD

I'm off to write more gay sex. Yay!
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Here are several prompts that I stoled, and I wanna share them for anyone who wants to join me on my quest to get the creativity juices flowing, here they are. XD I will randomly update with anything from ultra short stories to very long short stories.


    Good Morning
    Fighting
    Hurt
    Smile
    Day Dreaming
    Mother
    Boots
    Fall
    Broken
    Shorts
    Sweat
    Heat
    Music
    Rain
    Blood
    Cut
    Sleep
    Note
    Blue
    Love
    Hungry
    Door
    Attitude
    Memories
    Muscle

Enjoy everyone! <3
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Late Night

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It's 2:41 in the morning and I'm listening to the amazing band Florence + the Machine. I like listening to them because music has never made me feel this way, and the genre, and especially them, touch me in a way I can't describe. They lift me up, smash me down, and slithers into my brain to make me creative. It does so well. :3

Now, I'm not gonna do some gay song fic either, simply because those are really fuckin' retarded. And annoying. But who knows, perhaps it'll kick me into writing a short story. Now, how awesome would that be? What should I write about?

There are so many options, so many characters... So many ideas. Let's take a vote. ^^

Depending on what I get, I'll try and write something on it. I'm gonna go listen to Florence a little more and let her lull me into some strange place between happy and sad, the perfect place to write.

Also... I'm looking forward to this weekend and a nuzzling, affectionate wolf in my arms. <3
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